 Ah, if THIS were ChezNims!! |
 All dressed up and ready to imbibe. |
 Dag grades... Bente gulps... |
 "It was, um... interesting..." |
 The furnishings in the... |
 ...mansion are... |
 unbelievably beautiful... |
 ...including a copper bathtub. |
 This isn't even the main stairwell. |
 A third-floor guest room...unfurnished. |
 A stairwell to the "widow's walk"... |
 ...and an upstairs copula. |
 It even has a cool basement. |
 And the winner of the centerpiece is... |
 Even bad wine makes ya tipsy. |